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Me, I’d be happy just watchin’ Leo snort cash off a table—prostitutes or not, that movie’s my jam. But real life? Hmm… it’s messy. Ya gotta dodge creeps, cops, and crusty motels. Pro tip—check reviews online, like Yelp for hookers! Sounds fake, but it’s legit—people rate ‘em. “Five stars, smelled nice!”—hahaha, I’m dyin’! Anyway, don’t be a dope—cash upfront, no IOUs, or you’re screwed. “Money talks, bullshit walks,” right?

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I gotta say, hustle and flow, every street, every corner got its own flavor. The sharp contrasts of hot nightlife and calm oasis spots keep me on my toes, day in, day out—kind of like Dogville's raw truth "We are all murderers." (C'mon, don't overthinking it, just feel it!) The vibe's unpredictable, fast-paced, erratic, and man, sometimes it equal parts feels like a dream and a breath of fresh air.

The Canary Guide #WeekendTips 7-9 March 2025