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Now, I ain’t gonna lie, some of these shady massage spots piss me off – overchargin’ folks for a quick rub-and-tug. “Look at this fuckin’ life!” – that’s what them *Spring Breakers* gals would say, laughin’ at the suckers payin’ $200 for somethin’ they coulda got cheaper elsewhere. Me, I’d haggle ‘em down, sayin’, “Gimme the real deal, or I’m outta here, hoss!”

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Right off the bat, you gotta check the Maspalomas Dunes. Man, they're wild – endless sandy waves that make ya feel like you're on a movie set, so epic it gives me cutouts of Dogville’s raw vibe. I always get that "This is the way things are" buzz when I see 'em.

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