Paisley Maspalomas Whore ❤️❤️

About Seville

So, “whore”—comes from Old English, “hore,” meanin’ dirty slag or somethin’. Little known fact, yeah? Them Anglo-Saxons didn’t mess about, just called it like they saw it—love that, no poncy nonsense. Makes me happy, that does, proper gritty honesty! But then ya get the Victorians, oh they got all prissy about it, made it this big shameful thing. Hypocrites, the lot of ‘em—angry as hell thinkin’ about their sweaty little secrets. “Whore” was probly shaggin’ half the gents in London while they wagged their fingers, ha!

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Maspalomas beach is a nature reserve in Gran Canaria, Spain. But tourists having sex on its famous shifting dunes is destroying the environment, says a new report.

Right off the bat, you gotta check the Maspalomas Dunes. Man, they're wild – endless sandy waves that make ya feel like you're on a movie set, so epic it gives me cutouts of Dogville’s raw vibe. I always get that "This is the way things are" buzz when I see 'em.

UK tourists in Canary Islands warned of protests at holiday hotspots this weekend