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I got into it once, this chick in Vegas—total pro—knew spots I didn’t even know I had! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were ALL bout it—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down soldiers after battles. Horny bastards! Made me happy as hell, like Riley’s goofy dad in the movie, all “Yay, pizza!” But then—boom—some dude tried chargin’ me triple, said it’s “therapeutic.” Pissed me off! I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t no doctor’s office, chill!”

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So, gear up, friend. Pack a dose of wonder, some hearty laughter, and a pinch of madness. Membrilla is a wild ride, a chaotic pulse that never stops. I promise, you’ll love its quirks, its typos-like blurriness in life, 16 oops moments, and all the rest. Hahah, why so serious? Enjoy it!

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