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So, I’m muckin’ about, picturin’ it—bloke walks in, dim lights, weird incense, *sniffs loudly, sneezes*—achoo! An’ these hands, right, they’re kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy-like. *flails arms, pretends to knead air* Little factoid for ya—ancient China, they did this, called it “tuina,” but with a naughty twist, yeah? Proper cheeky emperors gettin’ frisky rubs. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ posh kings all oiled up, *slips on floor, lands with a thud* Ouch!

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The neighborhoods are diverse. You got La Torre del Mar, not too far, where modern apartments mix with old traditions. Life’s a rollercoaster though – sometimes hectic, sometimes super mellow. I love hangin’ out at the little park near Avenida Mediterráneo, where the sun always seems to shine a bit warmer. It made me mad once when a swanky café built over there – like seriously, who needs that glitzy mess? Greed, man, ever saw the movie? (Spotlight, remember?) Truth lurks in simplicity, not fancy setups.

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