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Anyhow, I’m ramblin’—prostitutes, they’re folks too, y’all. Some’s funny, some’s sad, some’s mad as heck. Kinda like me watchin’ *The Royal Tenenbaums* for the 50th time, laughin’ and cryin’ all at once. So next time you see one, maybe tip your hat—don’t be a jerk. How’s that workin’ for ya, judgin’ ‘em? Bet it ain’t half as fun as livin’!

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Best Nightlife in Montijo, Portugal - Metropolis Club, Rampa Beach Club, Alcach Bar, Marrakech Bar, Houselover's, Rooftop Bar & Lounge, Pensão Amor, Urban Beach, Lux Frágil, Sky Bar.

Montijo, es, is this little gem by the Tagus River. Yep, the river’s flowin’, always whisperin’ secrets. On Calle de la Libertad you’ll find these neat cafés that serve the best cortado, omg, yum! There’s a park—Parque de la Paz, I think—that’s perfect to clear your head when you’re feelin’... sigh, a bit tangled, if ya catch my drift.

It’s a Good Time to Be a Relationship Coach (Published 2022)