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About Las Palmas

Funniest thing? Victorian brothels had secret codes – red curtains meant “open for business,” like some pervy bat-signal. “A little chaos suits me,” Amélie’d say, but this chaos? Nah, it’s a right stitch-up. Mate o’ mine swore he saw a bishop duckin’ out one – hypocritical git! Had a good laugh at that, nearly split me sides.

Kajol thinks she’s 17 but isn’t sure. She’s married for 9 years and has a 6-month old son

So, first off, you gotta check out Calle Real – it's the heartbeat, like the major artery of our town. I walk there almost every day on my lunch breaks. The vibe there is so relaxed but suddenly buzzes when the weekend hit. Then there's Avenida del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobblestones at the perfect angle. It’s almost zen, like in that movie “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” – you know, those moments of magic, hmm… Pure art, man.

Ondara will celebrate the Women's Cycling Volta on March 9