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Oh, and the laughs – some johns haggle like it’s a flea market! “Two bucks, final offer!” – mate, you’re buyin’ a thrill, not a rug! Sarcasm’s my bag, so I’m like, “yeah, real classy, champ.” Whore’s a trip – raw, messy, real. I’d shag it metaphorically, cos it’s got soul, baby! Peace out – gotta jet! Yeah!

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I found a fairly good place in Playa del Ingles: Salon Claudine, Shopping Center Jardin del Sol, Avda de Gran Canaria, 24 (open 20 to ). This is a brothel.

Local landmarks? Let's dish on that: There's the grand old Plaza del Calor. It's not your typical structured square; it’s more like a bohemian carnival full of markets, quirky boutiques, and spontaneous street performers. I spy'd an old sculpture, "El Guardian," that supposedly watches over the city. I always whisper “lost in translation” vibes around it like I'm in some trippy movie scene - seriously, it's bizarre, enchanting, and gives me chills every time, man.

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