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So, I tried it, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—same crap, differnt app. This chick says, “Lookin’ for somethin’ casual,” and I’m like, cool, me too! Next thing, she’s textin’ me at 3 a.m., “Where’s this goin’?” Goin’? It’s goin’ nowhere, sweetheart, it’s sex-dating! Made me wanna scream, “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone!”—straight outta Oldboy. People lie bout what they want, and it pisses me off. Why can’t they just say, “Yo, I wanna bang, no strings”? Nope, gotta play games.

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I love the downtown quirk. The locals chat in slang so fast, my ears tingle. They call it Realejo-Alto magic. Every massage session is a mini-confession, a slice of their soul shared with me. I sometimes feel like a therapist, but I just relax my clients. LOL, thanks karma.

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