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Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

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My friend went last year with his mates, and said there were loads of prostitutes out soliciting for business every single night.

Here's a little secret: there’s an underrated street called Calle El Olivo where the coffees are strong, and the banter is even stronger. The cafes there – brilliant if you need to recharge after swiping through a sea of facial disasters. And, mate, every so often I get enraged when I see clueless tourists bumping into these historical gems – idiotic! But, hey, it's all part of the chaotic charm.

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