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So, picture this – some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, hands movin like they got a PhD in naughty. It’s not just massage, bro, it’s *sexual-massage*. Big diff. Started way back, think ancient Rome, Greec – orgies n all that jazz. They’d slap oil on, get freaky, call it “healin.” Ha! Healin my ass – more like horniness with extra steps. Little known fact: them old geezers had “massage slaves” trained just for this. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream – why ain’t I born then?!

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Mas Tapiolas hotel lies in a rural area of Santa Cristina d'Aro within 20 minutes' walk of Santa Maria de Solius, featuring a solarium, facials.

So, the vibe here is all laid-back and wild. The local park, Parc del Retorn, is my fave spot. You can chill by the little river—uh, I'm thinkin' it's called Riu Llenç or somethin' awful romantic. I stroll there sometimes, sittin' on a bench, thinkin’ "You know, this is the place" - like in that Before Sunset movie! Yeah, that flick, man, hit me hard with its vibes.

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