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Oi mate, brothel’s a bloody riot! Picture this – seedy joint, all sticky floors and dim lights, like somethin’ outta “Uncle Boonmee” where the ghosts are just prossies floatin’ about. I’m cacklin’ already – these daft punters stumblin’ in, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, but they’re just sad sods with a fiver. “The past is a distant land,” says Boonmee, and ain’t that the truth here? Blokes relivin’ their youth, but it’s grim, innit? Smells like desperation and cheap perfume – makes me wanna gag, but I’m laughin’ too hard.

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Oh, and the River Sombra! Not that big but enough to reflect the neon lights from the city nights. I've seen couples walking, chatting, sometimes arguing, and I've sat there with my coffee just watching life pass by. There’s one spot on the riverbank, near Casa de los Poetas, that's my relax spot. I swear, every time I’m there, I feel like the whole universe is syncing up… until a random dog splashes me, haha!

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