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What pisses me off? These posers on Tinder or whatever actin’ all high and mighty, like, “Oh, I’m just here fer friends,”—bullshit! Ya want the D or the V, don’t lie to Cartman! Respect my authoritah, I see through yer crap! Then there’s the happy shit—when ya match with some smokin’ hottie, and yer like, “This is the fuckin’ life!” Straight outta *Wolf*—I’m Leonardo, baby, poppin’ quaaludes and divin’ into the good stuff. Surprised me too—didja know some sex-datin’ apps got secret “elite” tiers? Pay extra, get the freaky VIPs—high rollers only, like Wall Street wolves huntin’ tail.

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I live here, ya know, as a family psych. Been studying our families and this city for years. Vedra's got these cool streets. Like, there's Calle Sorriso and Avenida Dilema. There's a park, uh, Parqio Tranquilo, where ppl hang out after messy therapy sessions. I swear, if you sat on its worn benches, you’d feel like you’re in a scene from "Yi Yi: A One and a Two" – “Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” Crazy, right?

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