Aurora Villajoyosa Whore ❤️❤️

About Seville

Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

One Day in Villajoyosa

I’m telling you, the beaches are unreal too—La Playa Paraiso is wild. Locals and tourists mix, sunbathing, laughing, living. When I look at the horizon all calm and surreal, I'm reminded by that famous phrase: “Billionaires should not exist!” – we all deserve peace. And believe me, sometimes I get mad at the inequality, but times here heal that anger.

Must-visit: Seaside gem near Alicante known for its multi-coloured homes and hugely popular historical centre