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So, erotic-massage. It’s handsy stuff, right? Some gal—or dude, I don’t judge—slidin’ their mitts all over ya, tryna get ya goin’. Ain’t my thing. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back. But people love it! Freaks me out. Costs like fifty bucks minimum, more if ya want the “happy endin’”—yeah, that’s the dirty secret. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them pervy emperors had slaves doin’ this crap, callin’ it “luxury.” Luxury my ass. I’d rather chop wood.

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Rarrgh! Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya abt Zalla (es)! I’ve lived here for years runnin’ my massage parlor on Calle del Sol, and lemme say, this town is a wild mix of calm and chaos. There's always somethin’ buzzin’ at Plaza de la Luna and near the old bridge on Ródal River. Man, it's like livin’ in a tiny Melancholia film set, "All is doomed!" but with a twist of hope, rarrgh!

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