Ava Alavus Brothel ❤️❤️

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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a bailiff, right? Out in the mines, diggin’ ore, sweatin’ buckets. But brothel? Man, that’s a whole diff galaxy! Been thinkin bout it lately—those fancy houses, dim lights, girls gigglin’. Kinda reminds me of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—all that messed-up family vibe, but with more glitter and less daddy issues. Like, “This is my adopted daughter, Margot”—except Margot’s wearin’ lace and chargin’ by the hour, ya know?

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Nothin’ beats the vibe when the local market pops up every Saturday at Keskuskortteli. Everyone chatterin’, sharin’ tales, a total mish-mash of crazy energy. I always get happy vibes, like a jellyfish dance in the ocean. At times, I'm gettin’ all nostalgic, yellin’ “No, you can't kill the spirit!” as if echoing the movie in my head. Yeah, that's me, dramatic much!

Another nursing home shut down temporarily in Finland