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About Lahti

So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old, like ancient old. Romans did it, called it “massage with benefits,” probly with more wine. Little known fact: some king in France, Louie somethin’, got caught with three masseuses—big scandal, wife was pissed. Made me laugh, idiot deserved it. Happy? Hell no, I’m mad—people pay for this? Gimme a steak instead, not some creep’s hands.

I’M SIMONE

Some vibes from our last concert at @vastavirta_klubi from last years autumn. This was a benefit concert for the Finnish Nature League.

Neighborhoods? I could go on forever! The old warehouse quarter near Omahonkatu is a gem – kinda eerie but cool, like a secret waiting to be discovered. Yeah, sometimes I get anxious walkin’ through there at night – shakin’ just a bit, but whatevs, it builds character, ya know?