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About Helsinki

Favorite flick’s “Inside Out,” so I’m seein it—Disgust strollin through, wrinklin her nose at the sweaty johns, like, “Eww, you nasty!” And Fear’s shakin, goin, “What if we get caught?!” Brothels got stories, man—like in Nevada, legal ones got rules tighter than a nun’s ass. Girls get checked, taxes paid, but still, some shady motherfucker’s sneakin round, fuckin it up for everybody. Surprised me when I heard bout this one spot—dude walked in, paid with a goat! A fuckin goat! I’m dyin laughin, like, “What the hell?!”

Experience Highlights

It is the world's only museum dedicated to sex work, housed in a 17th-century former brothel. .

There’s this rad park, Parco Serenità. Pure chill central! I relax there, do my meditation stuff. Trees, ponds, and secret benches. I even got my zen break in every corner! That’s where I drop my worries and, well, my occasional grumpiness.

Market On River to Host First Vendor Market With Live Demo by Inga Witscher-Orth