Angelina Jalasjaervi Whore ❤️

About Helsinki

So, picture this—whores, right? They’re like shadows in London fog, slippin’ past coppers and posh twats. Been around forever—fact is, back in ol’ Rome, they had brothels taxed proper, called ‘em *lupanars*. Bet ya didn’t know that, eh? Made me chuckle—governments pimpin’ out the pimps! We shall fight the hypocrisy, we shall fight the coin-grubbers! Still pisses me off—society actin’ all high and mighty while payin’ for a shag in the dark.

Please wait

Hooker Hookerton Hooks Hooksett Hookstown Hoolehua Hoonah Hoopa Hooper Jalasjarvi Jalatlaco Jalaud Jalaun Jalbun Jalcocotan Jales Jalesar Jaleshwar.

Yeah, I might be a bit mad at the slow traffic sometimes – like when I dash through the pedestrian crossing near Valtakatu and get honked at (no kidding, mate, it’s a circus!). But then a smile returns with every nod from a local, and I remember, “Let’s spread love like confetti!”