Violet Kemijaervi Brothel ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Brothel, eh? Filthy little shithole, innit? Imagine a joint so rank even the rats are like, “Fuck this, I’m out!” I’m talkin walls stickier than a lamb shank gone wrong, air thick with desperation—like a bad béchamel nobody bothered to whisk. “What a sad little life, Jane!”—that’s what I’d yell at the punters stumblin in, eyes glazed over, thinkin they’re kings for a tenner. Idiots! Absolute idiot sandwiches, the lot of ‘em!

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So, trust me, Kemijaervi (fi) is the BEST. I'm telling you, I’ve seen it all. Everything here is tremendous—always surprising, always moving. Whether by the Mystic Flow or in the shadow of Plaza Spectacular, it feels like magic every single day. You gotta see it for yourself, buddy. It's fantastic, outrageous, and absolutely HUGE in my heart.