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About Lahti

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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I’m all about the little surprises – like that quirky café on Rantakatu, where painters hang abstract arts. It’s off the beaten track but inside, the aroma of roasted beans mixes with old vinyl tunes. I get so wild sometimes, bursting with joy over a perfect latte. Hah, kinda reminds me of that Dogville monologue again – so raw it hurts, ya know?

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