Ella Pargas Whore ❤️

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But ugh, some whores piss me off—fake tears, playin’ victim, ugh! Saw one on the street once, cryin’ to some sucker—dude, she’s robbin’ ya blind! Wanted to zap her with my death ray—pew pew!—but nah, too messy. Still, surprised me how dumb guys get ‘round ‘em. Brains turn to mush—pathetic!

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I gotta mention the crazy weather, too. One moody morn, as fog swallowed the tiny streets, I nearly got lost on Kallionkatu – damn near walked into a lamppost! (Who did that, eh? Stupid, fat hobbit!) Those moments, hilarious and maddening, add to our town’s charm.

LPD: Man paid at restaurant's drive-thru using fake money