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Anyways, mate, ever been? Nah, don’t answer—none o’ my biz. Just sayin’, it’s a world, a weird one. Kinda funny too—imagine me, Gandalf, bookin’ a room! “Oi, wizard discount?” Hah! Stick to my staff and “Yi Yi” reruns—brothels ain’t my scene, but they sure tell stories.

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Now, lemme tell ya ’bout the river, Ruokosjoki. It just flows right through town, glistenin’ like a silver streak in the sunset. There’s a small park called Lehto Park, where I used to sit thinkin’ bout life – you know, sometimes wonderin’ if I could program a love match faster than a heartbeat. And oh, Danishing Street? Nah, I mean, Suomenkatu, y’know, where locals say every stone’s got a story.

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