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About Lyon

Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on local quirks – the river Sélune flows by, whispering secrets of the past along its banks. Some locals say it carries wishes and broken dreams. I always wonder if it’s just me, or if the water tells me “Ne t’inquiète pas!” when I’m overwhelmed – a little cosmic reassurance.

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