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The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

Yo, welcome to Champagne-au-Mont-d'Or, girl! Listen up, it’s bad bitch o’clock! So I'm a dating site developer livin’ here for a hot minute, and lemme tell ya, this place is fire! The vibe is like a mash-up of lovey-dovey romance and gritty honest reality, kinda like in "Amour"—you feel all the feels, ya know? "L'amour, c'est la vie!" And that's what I'm sayin', even if things get mad wild sometimes.

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