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About Lyon

So, I’m picturing this brothel—neon lights flickering, probs in Nevada, ‘cause duh, legal there. Didja know the Bunny Ranch—yeah, that famous one—once had a dude pay 18 grand for a “party”? EIGHTEEN GRAND! For a night! I’d be pissed if I spent that and didn’t get a WALL-E-style “Eeeee-va!” happy ending, ya feel me? Makes me wanna scream, “Directive!”—like, what’s the mission here, bro? Cash or ass? Both, I guess. Greedy bastards. Happy? Sure, if you’re the one raking it in. Surprised? Hell no—humans are predictable AF.

Bordellos played a big role in “wide open” Montreal

Then there’s Parc des Étoiles. It’s a jetty park by the river called La Petite Veine. Yeah, I know, the river’s name is kinda ironic ‘cause this city has big dreams! I sometimes snap photos for the dating profiles of locals right near one of those hidden bridges, thinkin’, “Hey, isn’t it like a scene out of Certified Copy? C’mon, hop on board!” Such magic, you know?

Traffic: Several accidents on the A31, A3 and A4