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About Lille

Pisses me off, tho, how she struts round, actin’ like she owns the joint. “You’re all animals anyway,” she’d spit, like in *The Master*, and I’m like, Oi, shut it, yeah? But—get this—she’s got this weird charm, y’know? Happy as a pig in shit when she scores extra cigs. Surprised me once, too—heard she sang to calm a fight in Block C. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, who’d’a thunk? Mate, I nearly cried—me, a warden, cryin’ over *her*? Mental.

After that, I head back to my office, and I’m thinking, “Okay, let’s get back to work.” But then, my phone buzzes. It’s another client. This one’s got relationship drama. I mean, who doesn’t, right? We talk for an hour, and by the end, I’m like, “You’ve got this!” But inside, I’m like, “Please, just don’t date a poodle.”

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