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About Montpellier

Alright, listen up, I’m Ron Swanson – deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph, buncha sweaty nonsense. Some fool rubbin’ ya down with oil, callin’ it “relaxation”? I’d rather chop wood. But fine, let’s talk it – I’m a product manager, I get it, gotta analyze crap. So, erotic-massage – it’s this weird mix, half spa, half shady backroom vibe. Ain’t just a shoulder rub, nah, it’s got that *edge*. Little known fact? Oldest gig around – ancient Greeks did it, called it “bodywork.” Buncha toga-wearin’ weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me, honestly, thought it was some modern hippie crap.

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First off, I hit up Rue de la Mairie. Grabbed a croissant from this tiny bakery. Best croissant ever! Flaky, buttery, like a hug for my taste buds. I’m munchin’ away, feelin’ like a king. Then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a mess, and the baker just laughs. I mean, c’mon, dude, I’m tryin’ to enjoy my breakfast here!