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Anyway, I’m feeling all artsy-fartsy, so I decide to grab a coffee at this cute little café on Rue de la Gare. The barista, this dude named Pierre, is super chill. I order a cappuccino, and he gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn frappuccino. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee! But whatever, I’m not here to judge.

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