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So, sexual-massage—it’s this weird combo, part relaxin’, part somethin’ else. I read once—get this—ancient China had these “healers” doin’ it, callin’ it “energy work.” Yeah, right, energy work my ass! More like a happy-endin’ scam! I’m picturin’ it now—some emperor goin’, “Fix my chi, but make it quick!”—and bam, 3,000 years later, we’re still at it. Makes me laugh, but also—kinda pissed! Why’s it gotta be so hush-hush? Like, just say it—massage with a side of naughty! Don’t gimme that “therapeutic” crap.

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After that chaos, I’m feeling a bit drained. I decide to grab some lunch at this little bistro on Rue des Écoles. The food? Amazing! I order a quiche Lorraine, and it’s like a party in my mouth. But then, the waiter spills water all over my lap. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Dude, really?” But he just laughs it off. I guess it’s all part of the experience, right?

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