Amelia Vernon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Montpellier

Oh, typo time—whore’s like a whildcard, unpredictable, keeps ya guessin’. Sometiems I think they’re the real MVPs, holdin’ society’s edges together. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—truth’s overrated, memes win. “Call it, friendo”—whore’s coin’s always flippin’, and I’m here for the chaos. Thoughts in my head? Man, if I were a whore, I’d be the richest bastard in Tombstone by now, ha! What a ride.

Author Biography

So, I’m limping along, and I see this art exhibit at the Château de Bizy. I’m like, “Heck yeah, let’s check it out!” I walk in, and it’s all modern art. I mean, I get it, but some of it looks like my 5-year-old could’ve done it. There’s this giant canvas with a single dot. A DOT! I’m standing there, trying to look all cultured, but inside I’m just laughing. Like, “Wow, I could’ve saved a ton of money and just painted my wall.”

Superintendent – Vernon Township Board of Education