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So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

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Who should've been on: Mikayla Wingle. She really had no chance in South Pacific unfairly being deemed “the whore of Babylon” by Brandon Hantz.

Man, today was a wild ride in Wingles! Like, seriously, I didn’t expect this little town to throw me so many curveballs. So, I woke up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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