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So, this one time, yeah, went for a sexual-massage – proper sneaky place, hidden behind a dodgy curry shop. Smelled like cumin and lust, ha! Lass there, she’s all “relax, big man,” and I’m like, *mumbles* “err, okey-dokey!” Hands slidin’, oil everywhere – felt like a bleedin’ eel! *flails arms* Made me happy, oh yes, tension gone, poof! But angry too – cost me a tenner extra for “special touch.” Cheeky sods!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Rue de la République, right? Just me, my coffee, and a whole lotta hope. Then BAM! I see this old dude, like, 80 if he’s a day, tryin’ to cross the street. He’s movin’ slower than molasses in January. I’m like, “C’mon, man, you got this!” But he’s just takin’ his sweet time. I almost spilled my coffee yellin’ at him to hurry up. I mean, I get it, life’s short, but c’mon!

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