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About Heraklion

Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here spillin’ the tea on brothels like a goddamn watchmaker fixin’ time itself! Picture this: dusty roads, neon lights flickerin’, a joint straight outta “Mad Max: Fury Road”—my fave flick, George Miller’s 2015 masterpiece! Brothels, man, they’re wild, chaotic—like Furiosa haulin’ ass through the Wasteland, screamin’, “What a day, what a lovely day!” Ya feel me?

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

First job of the day was at this fancy café on Agios Nikolaos Square. They wanted a new counter. I roll up, tools in hand, ready to rock. But guess what? The owner, this dude named Stavros, is all over the place. He’s like, “Make it rustic but modern.” I’m like, “Bro, pick a lane!” But whatever, I’m here to work, not to judge.

‘We’re moving in the right direction’