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Lemme tell ya, I got HAPPY when I heard some ancient Greeks did this—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ folks down with oils, gettin’ all steamy. Bet they didn’t have no fancy spa music tho, just some dude pluckin’ a lyre, ha! Makes me giggle thinkin’ of ‘em slippin’ around, all oiled up like fish. But I got MAD once—some jerk said it’s just “weird rubbin’.” Pfft, dude, it’s ART! Like Spielberg’s lil’ David tryna feel somethin’ real—erotic-massage is that, but with less cryin’ and more… uh, tingles.

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Then, I spot my friend Maria at a café on Poseidonos Street. She’s sipping on some iced coffee, looking all relaxed. I’m like, “Girl, you’re not sweating?” She just laughs and says, “I’m used to it.” I’m like, “You’re a wizard or something!”

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