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So, last week, right, I’m gettin’ this erotic-massage—top-notch, yeah? Lass is workin’ me shoulders, proper kneadin’ like I’m dough for the company bake-off. I’m thinkin’, “This is it, Brent—peak performance!” She’s got skills—hands movin’ like she’s typin’ a memo at 90 words a minute. Then—bam!—she hits this spot, and I’m groanin’ louder than a printer jam on deadline day. Surprised me, that did! Didn’t expect to feel like a bleedin’ Anatolian corpse—y’know, “We’re all just meat in the end.” Dead poetic, that film!

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Now, let me tell you, Faliraki’s water park is insane! I’m talking slides that look like they’re straight outta a movie. I’m standing in line for this massive slide, and I’m getting pumped. But then, I overhear these kids talking about how one of the slides is “the scariest in the world.” I’m like, “Pfft, please! I’m a financial advisor. I deal with scary stuff every day!”

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