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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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Brothels in Manila come in two different flavors: – There are some for the high-end market where you’ll likely meet pretty girls. – There are others for your average Joe that value price over .

But then, outta nowhere, this old guy comes up to me. He’s all like, “You should join us!” I’m thinkin’, “Me? Play soccer? Nah, man.” But he’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” I jump in, and it’s chaos. I’m trippin’ over my own feet, but it’s hilarious. We’re all laughin’, and I’m just happy.

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