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About Larissa

Folks, lemme tell ya bout this car—whore, I mean, hear me out. Been teachin’ drivin’ for years, seen it all, but this one? Hoo boy. Picture this—shiny, sleek, purrin’ like a cat, but oh man, she’s trouble. Reminds me of *A Prophet*, y’know, that flick I love—Malik, he’s all “I’m learnin’ the ropes,” but whore? She’s the ropes, twistin’ ya up! Here’s the deal—she’s a Dodge Viper, ‘96, cherry red, screamin’ “look at me!” like some punk kid showin’ off.

Melissa P. (2005)

So, I head down to the docks. The water’s glimmerin’ like a million diamonds. I’m feelin’ good, ready to take on the day. But then, bam! My buddy Nikos shows up, all frantic. He’s like, “Dude, the raft’s got a hole!” I’m like, “What?!”

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