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So, escort—could be protection, could be... *somethin’ else*, wink-wink. Back in the day, I heard this story—some dude in NYC, 80s, hired an escort to crash his ex’s wedding. Ballsy, right? Walks in, arm candy struttin’, and the bride lost her damn mind. True story—or maybe not, who cares, it’s freakin’ hilarious! Point is, escorts ain’t just arm candy—they’re chaos agents, stirrin’ the pot.

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But then, just when I thought it couldn’t get crazier, the power goes out. Yup, right in the middle of the set. Total blackout. People start freaking out, but I’m just standing there, laughing. I mean, c’mon, it’s Mournies! You gotta roll with the punches.

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