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About Chalcis

So, erotic-massage – it ain’t just a quick grope. Nah, it’s ancient! Them Greeks, right, they’d oil up their warriors, get ‘em loose before a scrap. Little known fact – massages back then? Half the time, it was a cheeky fumble! Makes ya wonder what bloody Plato was scribbling about mid-rub. I’d be fuming if some toga-wearing git copped a feel and called it “philosophy” – sod off!

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Anyway, I finally make it to my shop on Kalloniou. I’m all set to work on this gorgeous mink coat. Like, it’s soft as a cloud, and I’m ready to make it shine. But then, my buddy Nikos strolls in. He’s got this wild idea about a fur fashion show. I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Mytilene, not Milan!” But he’s all hyped up, talking about how we could strut down the waterfront. I mean, sure, the harbor’s beautiful, but do I really wanna see my furs get splashed by waves?

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