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Humor? Oh, I gotcha—imagine me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yellin’, “Don’t touch me there, I’m ticklish!” while the masseuse is all, “Sir, that’s my elbow.” Sarcasm’s my jam—half these “experts” couldn’t massage their way outta a paper bag. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ about it—bodies, oil, that weird quiet where ya hear every squish. Makes me happy in a twisted way, like watchin’ *Requiem* for the 50th time—“I’m somebody now!”—but really, I’m just a merchandiser dreamin’ of a good rubdown. So, ya try it, tell me—worth it or a total rip?

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Me and my daughter enjoyed the “Ancient Greek” massage, pedicures, swimming in the spa pool and using the amenities. Ania gave me one of the.

So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head over to the beach. The sand is warm, and the waves are crashin’. I plop down and just breathe. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re takin’ selfies like it’s the end of the world. I can’t help but roll my eyes. “Get a life, people!” I mutter.

Patriarch Bartholomew: The problems between us and our Russian brothers have not ceased