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Yo, so I’m The Auditor, right? Checkin’ out this erotic-massage thing. Man, it’s wild—hands everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Words are useless,” like Godard said in *Goodbye to Language*. Straight up, it’s less talk, more rubbin’. You ever try this? Shit’s intense, fam. Like, some chick in Thailand told me—true story—they used to sneak these massages into temples. Monks were like, “Nah, fam, enlightenment’s overrated.” Got me laughin’—holy dudes gettin’ freaky? Wild.

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Reiki cleanses the body from blocked energies, balances our energy centers, bringing harmony to mind, body and spirit.

Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, seriously? I’m just trying to eat my lunch in peace! I yell, “Hey! That’s mine!” But the bird just gives me this look, like, “Sorry, dude, I’m hungry too.” I mean, come on!

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