Rose Skiathos Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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After my epic battle with the bird, I decided to take a stroll down to the old port. The vibe there is just... magical. The boats bobbing, the fishermen yelling, and the smell of fresh seafood in the air. I was feeling all kinds of happy. I even stopped to chat with this old guy selling fish. He was hilarious! Told me he once caught a fish so big, it could’ve been a whale. I was like, “Sure, buddy, whatever you say!”

Route Analysis: Edinburgh-Skiathos