Lily Zakynthos Brothel ❤️❤️

About Athens

So, brothel—it’s Denmark, late 1800s, right? Some artsy dude named Jørgen Leth made it in ‘68, black-and-white, all grainy like life’s messy soul. Not your usual skin flick, nah—this ain’t porn, it’s *poetry*. Girls loungin’ in lace, smokin’ cigs, laughin’ at johns who think they’re kings. I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “Man, these chicks got stories.” One scene—dude walks in, all puffed up, and this gal, she just stares, like, “You ain’t shit.” Cracked me up! Reminds me of Justine in *Melancholia*—she’s all, “I know things,” while the planet’s about to smack us dead.

Items from the Zakynthos

The fact that Steve McQueen, the great American actor, frequented Mexican brothels detracts from his image as the ideal man, but Robert Vaughn.

Then, I hit up the local market on St. Markos Square. It’s a sensory overload. Spices, fruits, and all these locals haggling. I’m tryin’ to blend in, but I’m clearly a tourist. I buy some olives, and the vendor gives me this look like, “You sure you can handle these?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m Greek at heart!”

Emergency 112 alert issued for Kefalonia and Zakynthos islands due to storm