Claire Corfu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Patras

Sooo, picture this—whore’s out there, ridin’ the dunes, hair all matted, tradin’ flesh fer bullets, maybe. Not ‘cause she’s weak, nah—‘cause she’s *smarter* than them war boys, all droolin’ an’ dumb. “Witness me!” they shout, but whore’s the one laughin’, slippin’ a blade ‘twixt their ribs. Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Did ye know—true fact, swear it—that “whore” pops up in old sailor yarns? Them salty dogs called any lass who’d barter a tumble fer rum a “whore”—an’ they *loved* her fer it! Argh, makes me wanna dance, it does—happy, happy Gollum!

When should I travel to Corfu?

The resort has around bars and restaurants, give or take, and jobs mostly consist of cooking, bar staff and Pring, also known as door whores.

Then, I hit up the Old Fortress. Wow, just wow. The views from up there? Insane! But climbing those stairs? My legs were screaming. I thought I was gonna die. But then I saw this couple taking selfies, and I was like, “If they can do it, so can I!” So, I took a selfie too. #FortressVibes, right?

Getting "Stuck" on Corfu Was the Best Mistake of My Life