Aurora Dubrovnik Whore ❤️

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Den dere’s da flip side—pisses me off how quick folks judge. Like, chill, carrots ain’t all I chew on, y’know? Whore’s just tryin’ ta eat, same as us. Reminds me of dat line, “What’s in da box?”—nobody knows her deal, but dey assume. Surprised me once, found dis old tale—some whore in France, 1700s, saved a village from plague by nursin’ folks. Hero shit, right? But nah, history’s all “eh, she’s just a tramp.” Screw dat noise!

They sold me in Kosovo as a sex slave

Then, I get this wild idea. I’m gonna climb up to Fort Lovrijenac. It’s a hike, but I’m feelin’ adventurous. I’m sweatin’ like a pig by the time I get there. But the view? Holy moly! You can see the whole city. I’m takin’ pics, feelin’ like a king. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out, and some tourists laugh. I just wave it off. “Yeah, I meant to do that!”

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