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About Varazdin

The vibe? It’s chaos, like Riley’s emotions crashin’ in *Inside Out*. One sec, it’s all “Laughter’s takin’ the wheel!” with some drunk bloke tellin’ bad jokes to a gal in fishnets. Next, it’s “Fear’s got the controls!” when the coppers raid the joint. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a pint—hypothetical pint, mind ya—thinkin’, “This is bonkers!” The girls, tho, some of ‘em got sass that’d make Gandalf blush. One time, I heard this tale—prolly bullshit, but who cares?—some lass in Amsterdam’s red-light district tricked a punter into payin’ double by singin’ opera at him ‘til he caved. Genius! Made me laugh my arse off!

This is the most unique brothel in the world!

First off, I hit the street, right? Strolled down Trg bana Josipa Jelačića, feelin’ all good. The sun was out, birds chirpin’, you know the vibe. But then, BAM! I step in a puddle. Like, who even leaves a puddle there? I’m soaked, and my day’s already off to a rough start.

Four Serbian "pilgrims" arrested in Gjakova, two of them a Serbian lieutenant and soldier