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Erotic-massage, man, it’s old—ancient, even. Back in China, 2700 BC, they was kneadin’ bodies, callin’ it “yang energy flow.” Little known fact: emperors got this shit to last longer—power moves, yo! Me? I’m vibin’, picturin’ myself as that river spirit, cleansed and free, tension gone. Makes me happy as hell—muscles loosey-goosey, mind floatin’. But lemme tell ya, I got pissed once—some shady parlor tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “happy endin’.” I was like, “Boy, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed out, narratin’ my own exit in my head—*“He left, dignity intact.”*

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This wonderful villa has it all, featuring an 8m x 5m pool, a hot tub, a Villa Marin w. massage pool, 3 min walk to beach. Kaštel Stari. Pool. Kitchen.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m an auditor, right? You know, the numbers guy. But today? Today was a whole different ball game. I woke up in Kastel-Luksic, and let me tell ya, this place is a gem. It’s like a postcard come to life. The sun was shining, the sea was sparkling, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today won’t suck.” Spoiler alert: it did.

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