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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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So, I finally get to the office, and my boss is already on my case. “Where have you been?” she says. I’m like, “Traffic, you know?” But really, I just hit snooze too many times. Anyway, I dive into the numbers, and let me tell you, they were a mess. I mean, who knew accounting could be this chaotic? I found discrepancies like they were Easter eggs. I was like, “What the heck, people?”

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