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Lightbulb! Reminds me of Toni, dat scene where he pops dem fake teeth in—escorts do dat too, put on a mask, play da part. One minute dey’re all fancy, next—bam—dey’re gone, like nothin’ happened. Dat’s da magic, ya? Got me laughin’ once, hired dis gal—Svetlana, swear she was ex-KGB, so stiff I tought she’d judo-chop me! Total Toni moment, all “dis is my life now?”—cracked me up.

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We’re laughin’, eatin’, and then I see this dance group performin’. They’re doin’ some traditional Croatian dance, and I’m like, “I could totally do that!” Spoiler alert: I can’t. I tried to join in, and let’s just say, I looked like a flailing octopus. Everyone’s laughin’ at me, and I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, I meant to do that!”

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